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March 7, 2010, 4:40 PM

On the eve of Biden's visit

The Israeli media sported banner headlines this morning proclaiming that VIce President Joe Biden's goal during his visit here this week will be to force Prime MInister Netanyahu to stand down on Iran.

I just spent the evening at Netnayhu's father, Prof. Benzion Netanyahu's 100th birthday party. Prof. Netanyahu ended the evening with a short address in which he stated that he is certain that Israel will stand up to Iran and win. The Prime Minister very ostentatiously went over his father's speech with him before he gave it and walked him up and down the steps to the stage at the Begin Center where the event was held.

I certainly emerged from the evening with a strengthened belief that our leader will not bow to the Obama administration.

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March 5, 2010, 11:11 AM

The Tribal Update investigates the Islamic invention of history

This week's Tribal Update from my Hebrew language media satire site Latma discusses how Muslims have invented and destroyed history at the same time. We also delved into the depressing world if Israeli natural disaster correspondents.

I hope you enjoy the show and spread it far and wide.

 

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February 27, 2010, 3:02 AM

The Tribal Update investigates Mossad hit in Shushan

Latma's Tribal Update this week discusses among other things, the Mossad hit against Haman in Shushan.

The second sketch is a parody of a television personality here in Israel who does a lot of commercials. You may or may not understand it. Also some of the news briefs are inside baseball. But you'll get the drift.

The sound quality this week isn't great and we apologize for that. Our studios were broken into hours before we shot the show and most of our equipment was stolen so our producer Ofir Shteinbaum had to rent everything at the last minute.

Hope you enjoy the show!


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The new American Dream

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February 19, 2010, 8:32 AM

The Tribal Update

This week's show from my Hebrew language media satire website latma.co.il discusses among other things the sorry tale of Uri Korb, the Assistant District Attorney in Jerusalem. Korb, who serves as the chief prosecutor in Ehud Olmert's upcoming trial was forced to take a leave of absence this week. 

In his spare time Korb teaches law and a student of his who is suspected of having ties to Olmert's defense team taped him joking with his class about the Supreme Court justices. He criticized Supreme Court President Dorit Benisch for claiming among other things that former President Moshe Katzav must be tried for rape because he is guilty and referred to the justices as "donkeys."

Yediot Ahronot, whose owner Noni Mozes is friends with Olmert reported the story in a banner headline in its weekend paper last Friday. Benisch responded immediately saying that Korb must be barred from appearing before courts.

If you have trouble understanding the second sketch, you can refer to my column on the subject of the New Israel Fund from a few weeks ago. Naomi Chazan is the head of the New Israel Fund.

So now, without further ado, here's this week's Tribal Update. 


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February 16, 2010, 4:41 PM

The Hurt Locker - so bad it hurts

I am going to depart from my area of expertise to discuss a film. The Hurt Locker has been hailed by conservatives and liberals and everyone in between as the best movie about the war in Iraq to date. I just saw it. It literally made me sick. I think that it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

In truth, I don't see many movies. I don't recall seeing any movies about Iraq. I watched this one because I happened to be visiting relatives who happened to have rented it. If this is what passes as a good movie about Iraq, then I am relieved that I haven't seen any other Hollywood movies about Iraq. Aside from that, the plaudits it has received tell me that people have some horribly low standards.

The Hurt Locker is a film about a bomb disposal unit deployed to Iraq at the height of the insurgency in 2004. Its hero is Staff Sgt. Will James, (played expertly by Jeremy Renner) who leads a bomb disposal squad. In scene after scene he dismantles IEDs. And that's the problem. There is no plot. We don't know anything about these soldiers. We don't know why they joined the US Army. We don't know how they feel about Iraq. We don't know what they think of Iraqis who are nothing more than background noise in the movie, except for an apropos of nothing Iraqi boy who simply reenacted the role of a South Korean boy from MASH. 

When the movie starts we are told they are going home in a few weeks and that builds suspense about the possibility of them getting killed. Each new scene of defusing bombs is yet one day closer to home. But we don't care about the soldiers who we are never given the opportunity to know -- lest we relate to them. All we are given are GI Joes who defuse bombs. Supposedly by watching them, we are supposed to achieve some deeper understanding of the war. But really all we see is context-free violence which teaches us nothing about war. Supposedly James is a hero. But we don't have any idea what he's fighting for. So why should we care about him? Indeed, how can we care about him? The only thing we can feel for him is fear. 

My sense is at The Hurt Locker was made with two target audiences in mind: teenage boys and radical leftists. Teenage boys are everyone's target audience because they pay money to watch movies in theaters and then buy the DVDs and any merchandise related to films. Teenage boys love violence - the more gratuitous, the better. And The Hurt Locker has lots and lots of violence. In fact all it is is violence interrupted periodically by gratuitous, generic cute kid scenes. 

As for radical leftists, The Hurt Locker works for them because its post modern, context-free rendering of the war is a picture perfect far left portrayal of war. No, the Americans aren't terrible, they are nothings. And anyway, their nature is irrelevant. War is futile. There is no purpose to war except staying alive. There is no greater good. Therefore, war is wrong because there is nothing worth fighting for What could be a better war message than that for the far left?

I'm no film critic. But I know soldiers and I know war. And soldiers aren't two-dimensional and war isn't about nothing. And the war in Iraq is neither futile nor meaningless. 

The Hurt Locker was a two-dimensional film about a meaningless war and nothing soldiers. If it weren't up against the anti-American, anti-Israeli 3-D allegory Avatar, I would say it was a sure bet to win the best picture.

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February 13, 2010, 3:53 PM

Latma researches the history of "youth" and a breakthrough in Syrian-Israeli relations

This week at Latma we translated our weekly videocast "The Tribal Update" into English. It is our intention to translate all of our videos into English from now on and I will post them here as well.
Enjoy!


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January 19, 2010, 1:55 AM

Latma interviews Egyptian Minister of Conspiracy Theories

Egypt's Minister of Conspiracy Theories, Mr. Halil Majnoun visited Latma's studio to discuss why Israel is trying to take over the world.



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Latma interviews head of US Airline Security Administration

Mr. Morris Tery visits Latma's studios to tell us about the lessons the US has drawn from the panty bomber. 


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Latma sums up the last decade

In light of the new decade, Latma put together the following retrospective on the last ten years.
Enjoy!

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